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The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Raider of the Lost Tomb Complete a tomb.

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Gimmee That! Get the Power Cell from the Pelican

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

Rap Sheet: Trespasser Find Fred's basement workshop

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

The Festival Complete Side Quest "Lady of Slaughter".

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Releasing the Floodgates Kill Poseidon

The Collectationator! Collect 286 Precursor Orbs

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

I'm Just Getting Started Complete Main Quest "Aya".

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

This is Sparta! Complete the Battle of 300.

Done Done Done For excellent and dedicated field work in the field of battle for completion

Black Thumb Defeat the Dark Eco Plant

Zoom! Reach the End of Fire Canyon

Not Raised in a Barn Close a door

You still need 8880... Reach level 20.

Rider's Licence Use all types of vehicle at least once.

Smash! Destroy 100 breakable objects.

Power Lunch Collect 25 Power Cells

Run For Your Life! Run away from 3 fights with a hippo.

Written in the Clouds In the Main Campaign, completed Lighthouse.

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

The Scarab Complete Main Quest "The Scarab's Lies".

The Sea Complete Main Quest "Pompeius Magnus".

Burnt to a Crisp Acquire the Bow of Apollo

Shiny Happy Steeples Connect the Eco Beams

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

The Hyena Complete Main Quest "The Hyena".