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CRITICAL BASS THEORY YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game there are actually many rhythm games

please change your offset either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

Waking Nightmare Successfully complete ten matches on Nightmare difficulty
4/10

Ground Zero Unlock all other trophies.

Genome Perfectionist Get a Perfect quality genome sample of every enemy type.

Who Needs a Gun? Complete the main story while only using melee weapons, grenades, and counter-attacks.

Dressed To Kill Obtain all costumes.
5/19

Expert Escape Artist Complete any route with an S+ Rank in Apocalypse Crisis.

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN sewer? i hardly kn

ROPE BURN This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

THE STUFF HAVER look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

:( this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough

ONE MORE BEGINNING lost family found

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DEAD BALL Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.

I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now

ONE VERY FULL COMBO technically if it was one big full combo that'd mean full comboing all the songs with no breaks. we're not making you do that

ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS until next time.

Apocalypse Hobbyist Reach Account level 100

We Got This, Man! Perfect, baby. Perfect. You've completed every challenge in the base game!

leetsauce l33t hax0r! Kill 1337 Zombies.
0/1337

Rip & Tear Pummel the dead into mulch. Kill 500 zombies with melee weapons.
121/500

Range Day You might want some ear protection! Kill 500 zombies with firearms.
0/500

Easy Come... Earn a lifetime total of 100,000 credits
500/100000

... Easy Go Spend a lifetime total of 100,000 credits
250/100000

Loot Goblin You've picked up 1,000 things. Are you planning on sharing any of that?
124/1000