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Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Stocked Collect 150 Items

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Together Forever Get to the End (Solo Campaign only).

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug