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QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Rap Sheet: Trespasser Find Fred's basement workshop

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Full Belly Obtain all of the Apples of Iðunn and Horns of Blood Mead

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Trial Master Succeeded in all Ethan's trials

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Ready for Commitment Fully upgrade one armor set

ONE OF US Connor became deviant

The Florist Collect one flower from each of the nine realms

Releasing the Floodgates Kill Poseidon

The Librarian Collect all of the Books

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Trials by Fire Complete the Trials of Muspelheim

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

DEFEND YOURSELF Markus pushed Leo

The Curator Collect all of the Artifacts

Splash Kiss the Nyad

DOUBTS The Tracis escaped

AN ARMY OF ME Connor converted the androids

The True Queen Battle Gná

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

Not Raised in a Barn Close a door

PARTNERS Hank and Connor were friends until the end

MY TURN TO DECIDE Connor resisted hacking attempt from CyberLife

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

STAND YOUR GROUND Markus stood his ground against the police

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Burnt to a Crisp Acquire the Bow of Apollo

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone