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Paris A bird of the air shall carry the voice, and that which hath wings shall tell the matter

Toet Ms. Paul didn't get to be PA to the AD by making a spectacle of herself

Time Paradox Kill Makarov and complete your mission

Stinking Rebels Brand 5 Bodyguards of a Warchief, turning them against him in combat.

Monkey Around In multiplayer, escape death 3 times by using the rope ascender.

Research PhD Max out all possible research

Bug Sized Relaxation Release that tension at the root level.

The Man in the High Tower Find and use the hidden cache in 'Heat'.

Faraway Frequencies The truth was out there all along!

Doam Bis!

Virginia I never made decisions. Things always came up and made them for me.

Tough Nut Finish the story on hard difficulty level.

Avid Inventor Successfully invent at least 100 items

Fire in the Hole Destroy 10 monster nests using bombs.

Don’t Go - Easy Finish Left Behind on Easy

Pheidippides Run (move or sprint) at least 42,195 m

Stuck Up Rob five stores in under five minutes.

First Kills Are Special Defeat a zombie.

Can't Touch This Kill 20 enemies in a row without taking damage.

Environmentally Unfriendly Kill 50 opponents using the environment (e.g. swamp gas, insects or objects).

The Doppler Effect Resolve the doppler problem in Novigrad.

Platforming Prodigy Helltower? More like hello-from-up-here-tower!

Realize Your Art Isn't it pretty? That's going on the fridge.

Dishonored You escaped Coldridge Prison

In Love with Ryan Slept with Ryan.

Cannon fodder Recruit 500 crew members.

Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

Brick Master Win the brick throwing contest

Hangman Defeat 20 enemies with gunfire by aiming while hanging.

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Payback's A B**** Defeat Straga

Sight Beyond Sight Collect the Mask of Shadows

Wonderfalls Check behind the waterfall for secrets.

Diamond Hard You cleaned out Vangelico to pay back Martin Madrazo.

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Mouths Wide Open Kill a Volatile

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

Necromancer Help Yennefer extract information from Skjall's body.

The White Rider Liberate 30 slaves in 180 seconds while riding a caragor.

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

Artilleryman Kill 20 enemy players in multiplayer using a turret.

Whale Song You practised singing.

Cruise Control Keep any vehicle at thirty mph or over for five more minutes.

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

Strong Reach Power Prof. Lvl 10

A Mighty Doom Acquire a level 25 Rune.

Falling star Make a wish.

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

Ultimate Blade Forge the Armageddon Blade

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!