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No Tears Now, Only Dreams While Invisible, defeat a human boss with a melee attack.

I’ve Gotta Admit…. Clear Stage 12.

A Building a Day Keeps the Architects Away Traverse 365 buildings across all runs in Unlimited Mode.

This Chicken is Cooked Traverse at least 3725.95 buildings.

(Who needs an oven to cook a chicken when you can take matters into your own hand!)

My Hand Will Go On Collect 10 more coins while already having max lives in Unlimited Mode.

(You run and run, and at last there is a light in the distance. Your loved ones meet you at the end of the road. They fearfully hold your hands, masking their tears with a false smile.

The water grows cold, and the sirens and screams slow to a pause. “Never let go,” you say, shivering but feeling safe within the warmth of their company. “We promise,” they say, “we will never let go, Jack.”

Those words gave you a sigh of relief, but it soon turned to concern as your name wasn’t Jack. You replayed those words in your head, tracing each nuance and overtone. But as quickly as those words faded into silence, so too did the promises.

You see the emptiness in their eyes. Even worse, you finally see yourself, as you really are. The ship is sinking. There is no future, there is no space on the door. And they let go, chuckling at the reference they were just dying to make.

But you still have nine lives left, amiright?)

Road Half Empty Traverse 5000 buildings.

(You’re still almost there, objectively speaking.)

Year of the Otterrific Dragons Traverse 2024 buildings across all runs in Unlimited Mode.

(Who am I to shy away from a shameless plug? If I get to reuse artwork, I'm all for it!)

Seven Figures Get a score above 1,000,000 points on The Pen and the Sword.

Reverse Bankruptcy Collect 100 more coins while already having max lives in Unlimited Mode.

(I don't know what to write after that last one, tbh...)

Around the World Start the first level and then start the last level without losing in between.

(Literally. Just do exactly that. Don’t think about it too hard. Then go flaunt this trophy and claim you beat every level in a single run because I'm sure you did...)

The Other Baker's Dozen Street Traverse 0x221B (8731) buildings.

(Nice going, Sherlock. Also, it’s over 8000!!!!!)

Above and Beyond Traverse 10,000 buildings.

(This counts all buildings, including the main levels, the Unlimited Mode, and the Autodash/run Mode in Unlimited Mode.)

Big [R]oof Lose with one coin short of an extra life in Unlimited Mode.

(I’ve been informed I’ve been spending too much time working on these descriptions and should get back to work... Now I've gotta come up with 64 trophy icons, oof.)

Know Thy Enemy Defeat Cartman without damaging any stationary decoy.

Can We Keep Going? Clear Stage 13.

Building a Castle in the Air Clear Stage 15.

Nowhere Left to Go Collect every coin in Stage 15.

Auto Fire Unlock any 20 arcade stages by collecting tokens.

Hardcore Find and accept all of Nichole's Infernal Pacts across an entire run, and live to tell the tale.

Buddy Points Reach 500 Buddy Points

Time to Go Home Clear Stage 14.

Bored Room Photograph the board when 3 or more of them aren't ready.

There is no Cake Unlock all other trophies

In a League of Their Own Get a score above 1,000,000 points on Crime and Punishment.

Middle Management Revive an ally with a Cheesed Necro.

Your Handywork is Impressive Collect every coin in Stage 12.

In the Move Groove Complete the race on Learning to Move with at least 1000 Points left on the clock.

End of the Road Collect every coin in Stage 14.

Should We Keep Going? Collect every coin in Stage 13.

I'll Do It Myself Damage an enemy in your Event Horizon using your own projectile.

Impotent Vengeance Toot on an enemy faction leader while dead.

Baby Steps Complete your first run

Sincerely Dead Die 300 times

Legendary Rooftop Conqueror This trophy is awarded for completing everything in Rooftop Runner! Share it with the world! Embrace your shiny platinum! And hey, it looks pretty nice in a mosaic too. Thanks for playing!

Merciless Mete out 5 deathblows

Marshpooper Defeat Stan within 25 minutes of starting your run.

Buddy Points Novice Reach 1,000 Buddy Points

A Well-Trained Dragon Blow up another player with a ridden Dragon fire ball

Hear me roar Finish chapter 4

Fetch! Use Mors' dog's sense of smell to find 5 secret objects

Squeaky Clean Shower for the first time

The Escher of Necromancy Use Cheesy Zombies on a Necro.

Van Helsing Defeat 10 Vampire Kids.
10/100

Blinged Out Match 5000 diamonds

"Puny God!" Defeat an enemy

Climbing The Ladder Beat 10 high score challenges.

Official South Park Resident Acquire all trophies

Golden touch Acquire 1 golden dragon

New Recruit Unlock your first hero