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Rank - MASTER BUILDER!!! Collect 100 Gold Bricks

Fields of Flame Set 4 or more enemies on fire with no more than 2 seconds in between each.

Second Shooter Summon assistance by shooting locker 137.

Smooth Operator Earn Elder Rewards from a Daily Op

The Great and Grand Grappler Accumulate 10+ seconds of consecutive zip time with the grapple gun in one grapple session

The Cursed Bloodline Defeat Liane at the church.

Completionist Complete all The Last Yardbird Challenges.

Township Treasurer Find all the Collectables in Prospecto Valley
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Inevitable Betrayal Defeat Cartman in the foothills.

Journey Without a Destination Collect every coin in Stage 4.

Paranormal Procurer Find all the Collectables in Hauntsborough
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Become the Master Complete the first stage again under 33.65 seconds.

(If we had a scoreboard, I bet you’d be somewhere among the top three.)

No Marks Frobisher Says: "Figure it out from the title!"

Put the Ass in Assassin Fart on 3 Assassins using Fart Escape.
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Casual Coin Collector Collect every coin in Stage 2.

Steel Brethren Complete “The Catalyst”

Silent Sniper Complete The Last Yardbird as Silent Assassin.

Everyone Needs Ambien Defeat Mr. Hankey.

Just Resting Revive 50 heroes

Extinct Destroy the T-Rex boss.

Pointlessly Edgy Lose maybe ((67-1)/6)-ish times in a row in a single level. Or don't. You might get an extra life or something.

(Nobody reads these anyway, so I dunno why I even bother…)

The Night Shines On Clear Stage 9.

All Biomed Out Find all the Biomes

Rising Star Collect 50% of Skill Rewards in Story Mode.

Legendary 1x1 Brick Find the Legendary 1x1 Brick

Just Drive Onward Collect every coin in Stage 3.

Clean Underwear Kill 50 Pooplets in one battle.

The Golden Ending Earn a Gold Medal in every On-the-Go event in the world
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A Golden Future Complete "All That Glitters"

A Long Jump Forward Traverse 1000 buildings.

(You’re making good progress, wherever you’re headed. And if you’re already sick and tired of this, eh, at least you’re mostly there, objectively speaking.)

Stop in the Name of the Law! Lose by telefragging a building into yourself.

(Unfortunately, we can’t have giant hands randomly intruding upon people’s homes. It's just not feasible in this economy.)

Gotta Collect 'Em All Unlock 15 prizes in the Prize Gallery.

Hawkeye Complete The Pen and the Sword as Silent Assassin.

Elitist GTA Online: Complete all 3 Elite Challenges in The Doomsday Heist.

Birdwatching Goes Both Ways Complete a level with “birds” without getting stunned by a single “bird”.

(Cause y'know... "birds"....)

Legendary 1x2 Brick Find the Legendary 1x2 Brick

Discerning Increase the Rarity of 10 upgrades to Rare or better.
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Homewrecker Frobisher Says: "Figure it out from the title!"

Search for a Star Locate and focus on 8 of the constellations in one game

Seven Figures Get a score above 1,000,000 points on The Pen and the Sword.

3K Drive Drive 3000 miles (4828 km)
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Bunch of Chumps Survive 15 waves in Multiverse Madness

Pirate Ship, Please! Kill 3 enemies with cannonballs.
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Light Stroll Make Leonard complete a circuit without falling

Never Knew What Hit Them Complete Crime and Punishment as Silent Assassin.

Legendary 2x2 Brick Find the Legendary 2x2 Brick

Legendary 2x3 Brick Find the Legendary 2x3 Brick

Legendary 1x2 Slope Brick Find the Legendary 1x2 Slope Brick

Adept Coin Hoarder Collect every coin in Stage 6.

Legendary 2x4 Brick Find the Legendary 2x4 Brick