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Kind Hearted Face to Face - Give Kramer his medicine

Tastes Like Chicken! Kill and loot 10 small animals (rabbits, chickens, rats).

Looking for Trouble Find 25% of GPS caches.

Epic Fumble Force an enemy to drop dynamite that kills two people when exploding.

Ludwig Von Jayden Blues - Play the piano without a wrong note

Equalizer Kill 75 enemies with the rifle.

Unfinished Business Complete one challenge.

Swimming Instructor Trapped - Save Lauren underwater

Hands Up! Fugitive or On the Loose - Get arrested by Blake

Crab Cakes Kill FeeFee the crab.

Widowmaker Kill 40 enemies with the shotgun.

Happy Birthday Prologue - Complete the drawing + Set the table + Play with kids

Pride Saved Sexy Girl - Take off no more than one item of clothing during the strip-tease

Now We're Getting Serious Fully mod and completely upgrade any weapon.

Negotiator Hassan's Shop - Persuade the Robber to leave

Invincible Scott Face to Face - Do not get shot in Kramer's villa

Detox Jayden Blues - Resist Triptocaine

I'm not a Killer! The Shark - Do not kill the Drug Dealer

Wise Guy Under Arrest - Switch the camera off in the surveillance room before saving Ethan

Got To Remember! Welcome, Norman! - Remember the time it was at the park and what Shaun was wearing

Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Agoraphobia Lexington Station - Knock down at least 50 passers-by

Historian Find 75% of all documents.

Four Heroes Complete the story with four characters alive

Gold Finger The Lizard - Cut your finger using axe, knife or pliers + disinfect or cauterize the wound

Simple Mind The Old Warehouse - Save the Origami Killer before he falls, with Jayden or Madison

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Delicious Kill the Apex Predator in Dead Horse Lake

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

Baby Master Suicide Baby - Make no mistakes taking care of the baby

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Intellectually Superior Complete all optional tombs.

Archaeologist Collect 75% of all relics.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

On Your Own Reached Adult Growth

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.