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The End Begins Beat the Game on any Difficulty

A Vault-like Mind Open a portable safe.

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

The True Queen Battle Gná

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

Retribution Complete chapter 3

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Customizer Customize a weapon.

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Learner's Permit Mastered the fundamentals of gravity.

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Boss Batch 3 Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Pop Goes the Lurker Destroy the Balloon Lurkers

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Colorful Companion Bring your first biped Genie to life.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

The Apprentice Complete chapter 4

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.