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Drop Me Off In New Orleans Escape the Dark Man

Losing My Mind Walk into the desert

Where I Belong Return to Derceto

Gangster Kill an enemy with Tommy gun

When Therapy Makes It Worse Break through the barriers of self-deceit

The Past as a Present Get what you want

Frenzy Enter hell

Back to Normal Break the Pact with the Dark Man

Dark as the Void Solve the optimal roasting temperature of Dark Triangle Coffee

You Are Coffee Complete Episode 2: North Star

Watch Out Where You’re Waving That Thing Aim your gun at a human being

Ride the Vortex Travel to a new reality using a Lumivista TV

Retro Survive the arcade game reality

Whatever It Takes Kill a monster with an opportunity

Multiversal Agent Complete Episode 3: Time Breaker

This Page Here Read the screenplay in the Green Room

Fault in the System Use the Power Core to restore backup power

Smooth Blend In two tries or less, enter the warehouse office without being caught by the Coffee Mascots

Hot Biscuits! Defeat 3 Haters at once with any kind of explosive

Trial and Error Find the Black Rock Launcher

Looking for Release Complete The Lake House

I Stole the Child and Let Him Drown Own up to your awful past

Percolate Solve all Stashes
0/6

An Honest Day’s Work Play for more than 8 hours

Case Closed Save New Orleans from the Black Goat

Murderer and Victim Speak with Dylan

Hard Work Solve the passwords for all locked computers
0/5

Whirls of Color Stun a Painted enemy with a Flashbang

Floor by Floor Read the FBC Files and Documents
0/37

Shape of a Man Discover the fate of Rudolf Lane

Pull the Painting Out Defeat a Painted enemy before it leaves the wall

Less Carrot, More Stick Defeat one of each enemy in the Lake House with the Black Rock Launcher
0/4

I Abandoned Him Own up to your awful past

Safe and Sound Save New Orleans from the Black Goat

Nobody Knows What Happened Consider ending it all

You Can’t Keep Me Out! Open all of the safes and locks in the game

What Just Happened? Give Grace a present

One of the Thousand Young Join a cult

Teetotaller Finish the game without drinking from your flask

Look At All the Free Stuff I Got! Find all the lagniappes

Librarian Read all the clues

Radical Acceptance Submit to the Dark Man

Chatterbox Talk to everybody about everything

I Don’t Got All Night Finish the game in 3 hours or less

Alone in the Dark All Trophies

Virgin Stay celibate and complete the entire game as a virgin.

Merciful Don't kill anyone during main quest line (except Runt).

Platinum Trophy Collect all trophies

Trial-and-Error Renew the whole of Pribyslavitz without being able to read.

Hardcore Henry Finish the game in Hardcore Mode.