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Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Stocked Collect 150 Items

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Discerning Taste Take down a street performer who is imitating a statue.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Stunt Coordinator Complete 10 of the stunts on the stunt list.

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

I'm As Shocked As You Are Defeat an enemy or civilian by stepping in water.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Electric Hobo Ride the train for 2 kilometers.

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Red Baron Take down 100 enemies while they are airborne.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Clean Job Shut down the monitor and finished the mission using only Aiden.

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.

Ride the Lightning Defeat a Majini using the electric current from a transformer.

Army Of Me Defeat 300 enemies.

Go into the Light Defeat 2 enemies with one flash grenade.

Road Kill Take down 25 enemies while riding on the roof of a moving vehicle.

Level Up Create a new mission using the UGC level editor.

Blowin' Your Wad Max out all Weapons and Magic

Shardcore Pick up 50% of blast shards scattered around New Marais.

Good Exposure Good guys are heroes to others.

Fish in a Barrel Kill 50 enemies by using water.

Evil Eats Bad guys never share their food.