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Right On Target Kill a target 50 feet away or more using a spear.

Champion Win the Season Championship

Bad Trip Influence 25 enemies using poison.

Master Tracker Complete 5 "Beast Kill" quests.

Real Estate Baron Complete all hut upgrades.

Good Neighbor Complete 15 "Help Wenja" quests.

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

Obedience Stopped the experiment voluntarily.

Crush Your Enemies Complete 10 "Tribal Clash" quests.

Gotcha Eliminate 10 enemies using hunting traps.

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie