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Orgy manager Who needs prom when you can have an orgy? Good job, champ! (Only offline games)

Prank Masterz! You played the ultimate prank! LOL! (Only offline games)

Centaur Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Centaur™

No Upgrades Complete the campaign or brawl without upgrading any cards.

Total Upgrades Complete the campaign or brawl with all your cards and grafts upgraded.

Archenemy Get 20 people to hate you in campaign or brawl.

Counter-Play Defeat a boss without playing any attack cards.

Ending connoisseur Whoa, you've seen ALL THE SECRET ENDINGS in First Term. (Only offline games)

Well done, player You broke the 4th wall... just for love. (Only offline games)

The one with the big reveal You revealed one of the Coven's biggest secrets ever. (Only offline games)

The one with the evil twin You faced the evil version of a Coven member. (Only offline games)

Ultimate Trip You went on the weirdest trip ever. (Only offline games)

Christmas Dinner You got the best Christmas gift: love. (Only offline games)

Raise your hands up Well... that was unexpected. (Only offline games)

Fist o' Bricks Apply 100 or more damage with a single hit.

Soluble Fish Incept 99 Doubt upon a single opponent.

Impervious Gain 99 Defense in battle.

Ending Flood All of the First Term endings weren’t enough, so you went for the Second Term ones too. Fierce. (Only offline games)

Ultimate Lore You REALLY enjoy learning new lore, huh? (Only offline games)

Shop at Angora when? Complete Episode 7

Moooooo again! Complete Episode 8

Princess Farmer, Royal Guardian! Complete Episode 9

Rocks fear me Smash 500 rocks

Smashy smashy! Smash 1000 rocks

Snazzy Bunny Buy 20 items from the shoppe

Diamond Bun Harvest 750 shiny veggies

Plethora of BFFs Receive 20 gifts

Gobs of Garlic Harvest 5000 garlic

Brawler Beat any brawl on maximum prestige.

To The Oshnudrome! Win any campaign in under 30 minutes.

Medieval Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Medieval Madness™

Cirqus Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Cirqus Voltaire™

Monster Bash Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Monster Bash™

Creature Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Creature from the Black Lagoon™

Twilight Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Twilight Zone™

Dr. Dude Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Dr. Dude™

Firepower Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Firepower™

Cactus Canyon Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Cactus Canyon™

High Speed Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on High Speed™

Xenon Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Xenon™

Blushiest Blusher Blush 100 times

Damp Bunny Survive 3 storms

Bye bye, Grumpy Block! Knock back Grumpy Block 25 times

Just stay down, Grumpy Block! Knock back Grumpy Block 50 times

Give that bun a stunt double! Finish the game with Action playstyle

The Renaissance Princess Finish the game with Balanced playstyle

Hard-boiled Gentleman Complete the quest "Clotted Crime."

Go play outside! You've seen ALL THE EVENTS in First Term! Just wow. (Only offline games)

Event Storm You can't get enough of your favorite monsters, can you? (Only offline games)

Outcome Tsunami Reading ALL OF THIS is basically like reading +1,000 pages of a book. Put it on your resumé. (Only offline games)