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Empty Nest Realize All Base Game Dateable Objects in One Playthrough

Observing the Occult Unlock all entries in the Occult Record pertaining to the South Horn.

A Fork to Be Reckoned With Complete the Forked Tower: Blood for the first time.

Wheels of Steel Complete an eSports Speedrun without exploding.

Classic smasher Finish the Classic mode on a single credit

Fourth World Complete World 04

All by Eurekaself Clear the 1st through the 100th floors of Eureka Orthos solo.

Pal-less Palace Clear the 1st through the 200th floors of the Palace of the Dead solo.

Alo, Goodbye Complete the criterion dungeon Another Aloalo Island.

The best at failing You've been rejected by all 8 main love interests. Maybe dating sims aren't your thing. (Only offline games)

Collector Collect 10000 Cubes

So Three-ling! Defeat World 3 within 22 minutes

Mega Runner Complete All Runs

Fifth World Complete World 05

Hard-boiled Gentleman Complete the quest "Clotted Crime."

You are the best! Get 150 medals

Terrapin Drop Bring a Turtle to Life

Matchmaker Obtain Five Matches

Theatre Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Theatre of Magic®

Mate Everything Get All Base Game Love Endings in One Playthrough

Consummate Professional When given the choice, choose physical affection with every dateable.

Smoke & Mirrors Drive the entire "classic" length of Desert Limo without crashing.

Relate Everything Get All Base Game Friend Endings in One Playthrough

Hate Everything Get All Base Game Hate Endings in One Playthrough

Unholy Sacrament Complete the Final Verse (Quantum).

One Thousand and One Fights Complete Another Merchant's Tale.

I Caught That II Catch and record discovery of 1,730 unique fish.
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Immortal Box Reach Level Nine ... In Ranked Mode (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

How Four-tuitous! Defeat World 4 within 26 Minutes

Dame Right, It's Better Than Yours! Beat all gold times

Big Shot Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Big Shot™

Everything Everywhere Get all trophies

Collection Complete Find All Collectables
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Electronic Super Done! Get every Star, beat every Gold Time, and earn 0 deaths in every level

Gofers Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on No Good Gofers™

I wanna buy... your heart You dated the game's shopkeeper. What a plot twist! (Only offline games)

Enter the Coven You saved the world and you brought Joy to Monster Prom. Sweet! (Only offline games)

01101001 00100000 00111100 00110011 00100000 01110101 You saved Calculester and went to prom with him. Robolove! (Only offline games)

Polyamorous You've gone to prom with all 8 main love interests. What a Casanova! (Only offline games)

Great Commander You aided in the failed attempt to conquer the 8th Circle of Hell. (Only offline games)

Hey, listen! You helped to bring peace to a fighter's heart. (Only offline games)

Taxi Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Taxi™

Elvira Party Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Elvira and the Party Monsters™

Central Park Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Central Park™

Machinist Win a combat by playing only item cards.

Wowie! You took the cutest orange blob ever to prom. (Only offline games)

Funhouse Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Funhouse™

Knight Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Black Knight™

Just Cards Beat the campaign without installing any grafts or assigning any perks.

Beloved Get 20 people to love you in campaign or brawl.