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Zombie Smack Down! Clear the special stage.

Master of Destruction Get the all powerful weapon.

Silver-Tier Employee Earn a Silver promotion.

Total Awareness Unlock all songs.

Murder on the dancefloor Take out 1978 enemies

Advanced Dragon Achieve Hoard Rank 7

Winning Streak Earn a 3-star rating in 17 Score Mode levels

The Crown of the Beast Completed all Area 3 levels on Hard

Monster Mania Completed Death From Above on at least Medium Difficulty

Jingle Balls Push 10 snowballs

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Flying Rats Begone! Chase away all the pigeons from the High Square in Brink Terminal.

Karl Would Be Proud Successfully complete a Hazard Level 5 mission from start to finish where no dwarf goes down and without ordering a resupply.

Hoarder Collect all the tokens in the single player career

Ketchup and Mustard Cleared all hot dog stand missions in Empire City

Coin Aficionado Obtain 50 coins in Ninja Trials.

Speed Freak Completed Zippy Terror on at least Medium Difficulty

Rock Solid Successfully complete five Hazard Level 5 missions from start to finish in a row.
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Carpenter Turn all of the wood tiles before turning any steel tiles during one level.

Fried Clam Roll Cleared all hot dog stand missions in Adabat

Ogre Block Party Completed Ogre Crush on Insane Difficulty

Sandwich Find the hidden sandwich recipe.

Kneel Before Cat God! *blush* Oh, you can stand, meow.

Combo No. 255 I won't stop hitting until you stop getting up.

Millenium Mall Bombed Hit all graffiti spots in Millenium Mall

Impossible Boy Beat Cotton Alley dark world without dying

Razzle Dazzle As a team, sink 5 Razzle Dazzle shots in Road Trip or Online Arena

Tough Guy Reached Survival Wave 15 on Hard Difficulty

Brink Terminal Bombed Hit all graffiti spots in Brink Terminal

Super Meat Boy! Unlock all other trophies

First Success Complete an alien organ transplant.

Trial Athlete I shall assimilate all and be all-powerful! Clear all Trial Mode challenges, and so can you!

Power Unlimited Earn a Orb of Power from a Holiday Event

Walk The Plank Destroy a pirate convoy

Dancing in the Rain Completed Raining Goblins on Insane Difficulty

Savior Rescued 100 Children

Geoff is a Legend Type 'Geoff is a Legend' into global chat

Utility Belt Unlock all player perks

Plundering Ambush a trader

Tofu Smack Down! Clear the secret stage.

Iconoclast Oh my gosh, those Icons are so adorable! Don-chan and I gotta catch 'em all!

Power of the Azure Performed a 90+ hit combo using Ragna.

Bosco, You're The Best You've completed 100 Solo missions. Most impressive.
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Bug Stomper Squish five bugs with a single match.

Eryngi Baal Slayer I'm not going to get my "a" back?

Hideout Tricked Get a 2.000.000 score combo in Hideout

Millenium Square Tricked Get a 1.200.000 score in Millenium Square

The Pink Hat! Beat the game while wearing the Blue Hat.

Join the Team Beat all 30 developer best lap times in career

Dungeon Raider Completed all levels on Hard