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Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Collector Collect all chests and secrets

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Circle of Life Feed a predator with a corpse.

Stealth Killed 10 Machines Performed a stealth kill on 10 machines.
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Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

A Galaxy Far, Far Away Complete all of BD-1's holomaps

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

A New Hope Earn all trophies

For Those About to Die… Complete all arena events in the Krokodilopolis Arena.

Master Diver Complete 15 underwater locations.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Stargazer Complete all 12 Stone Circles.

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle Sell 100 trinkets at once.

The Harder They Fall Defeat the war elephants Qetesh & Resheph.

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Where's My Black Flag? Defeat 8 Ship Captains.

Overdesign Kill a poisoned level 35+ enemy with the torch in less than 30 seconds.

Words of Wisdom Complete all hermit locations.

Master Of Kyrat Obtain all the Trophies.

Fertilizing the Land Using a tractor, obliterate 5 enemies (Campaign only).

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

Stunning Landscape Collect all the Landscape pages in a level.

The Greatest SOB That Ever Lived Laugh in danger's face by executing a Clutch Nixon stunt in each region (Solo Campaign only).

BOOM! Kill 30 enemies by shooting a fire arrow at oil jars.

Fashion's Creed Equip a Legendary Armor set.

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

Ignoble Beasts Kill a bison using only melee weapons (Campaign only).

Old Habits Complete all locations.

Where's the Beef? Tenderize a bull with your bare hands. To death (Campaign only).

Just Like Old Times Finish the Masterpiece at the Fishing Port.

All Ears Attach Ears to a Genie.

Pyromaniac Paint more than 10 Campfires in a row.