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Zoo Keeper Kill 25 Wardens.

Hazardous Dukes Kill 25 Arch Dukes

Fist Meet Ground Kill 100 Aliens with the Death From Above Super Power.

Bob and Weave Counter an enemy's attack three times in row.

Best of the Best Beat IW best time on the Ship Training course in 'F.N.G.' (15.1 sec).

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Going Underground Discovered every manhole.

Ancient Game Hunter Defeated the rare Nevi in Rift Planes: The Ruins.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Hello, Bikini Bottom Find all the hidden Golden Spatulas in Bikini Bottom.

The Seven Deadly Weapons Kill 25 Demons with each of the Seven Deadly Weapons

IPXSETUP.EXE Win a Multiplayer match

Experimental Tech Kill 25 Aliens with each: Dubstep, InflatoRay, Bounce Gun, Disintegrator, Abduction, and Black Hole.

Keep it Rolling Complete the Rolling Ball Puzzle in Mermalair.

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

Robot encyclopedia Destroy at least one type of every robot in the game while playing the campaign. Bosses don't count.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Flame On! Destroy a Titan with your Flame Core in the Campaign

Sock Concert Find half (40) of Patrick's Socks.

Gravitational Anomaly Defeated 8 enemies with one special attack.

Pitching Machine Hurled 10 objects into enemies without missing or taking damage.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Fourth and Forty Spend over 40 hours in the Simulation.

Combat tested, Doomguy approved Reach Level 5 in Multiplayer

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

Burning Game Hunter Defeated the rare Nevi in Rift Planes: The Inferno.

Gatekeeper Join the College of Winterhold

Plague of Gat Kill 1000 Demons with any combination of Supernatural Powers

Give a Little Push Knock ten enemies off a high place.

Off the Beaten Path Find 10 Collectibles

My Name Is Earl Buy 20 cosmetic items from Crazy Earl.
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Mega Spatula Seeker Get 75 Golden Spatulas.

Ship Shape Reclaim the Flying Dutchman's ship in the Flying Dutchman's Graveyard.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

High Fashion Unlocked 10 Customization Items.

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.

Stuntman Defeat 20 enemies with the Hydra using a quick shot.

SpongeBob vs SpongeBob! Defeat SpongeBot SteelPants in the Chum Bucket Lab.

Shanghaied Defeat the Flying Dutchman.

The Small Does Not Rule Defeat Robo-Plankton and neutralize SpongeBot SteelPants' Brain.

The Harder They Fall Kill 2 rappelling enemies in a row before they land on their feet.

I have the Power! Destroy a Titan with your Sword Core in the Campaign

Kelp Forest of Fear Find all the Lost Campers in Kelp Forest.

Bring the Heat Take down an enemy from 50 meters away with a headshot using the thermal scope.

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

I Am Become Death Kill 1000 Aliens with any combination of Super Powers.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.