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It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Circle of Life Feed a predator with a corpse.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Set-up Date Bring a tamed lion to a crocodile.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

For Those About to Die… Complete all arena events in the Krokodilopolis Arena.

Master Diver Complete 15 underwater locations.

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

HAPPY FAMILY Kara, Alice, Luther are together at the end

Stargazer Complete all 12 Stone Circles.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Apprentice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle Sell 100 trinkets at once.

The Harder They Fall Defeat the war elephants Qetesh & Resheph.

PRIORITIES Connor killed the Chloe

Overdesign Kill a poisoned level 35+ enemy with the torch in less than 30 seconds.

Where's My Black Flag? Defeat 8 Ship Captains.

Words of Wisdom Complete all hermit locations.

SAFE HARBOR Kara and Alice passed the border

Master Of Kyrat Obtain all the Trophies.

30 Kills: KAL-7 Kill 30 Enemies with the KAL-7

BOOM! Kill 30 enemies by shooting a fire arrow at oil jars.