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Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Retribution Complete chapter 3

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Defy Authority Defeat a Phylakes.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

The Crocodile Complete Main Quest "The Crocodile's Jaws".

Slasher Kill 3 enemies with one hit.

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

The Siege Complete Main Quest "The Aftermath".

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

The Apprentice Complete chapter 4

Moronic Drone Get a job

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Almost There Complete Main Quest "The Final Weighing".

The End Complete the last Main Quest.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Badges Collect all badges.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest