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"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Deliverance Release friend

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Let the Light Shine Turn on the Lighthouse beacon.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

A Simple Plan Complete Memory Sequence 2.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Death Dealer Meet Vulgrim

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track