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It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

What's in the Box? Unlock the strong chest in Doctor Shemp

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

De-Klawwed Defeat Klaww

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Speedy Fast Beat the Record Time on the Gorge

20 Headshots Kill 20 Enemies with Headshots

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Birds of a Feather Flame every Vulture in Cliff Town

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Zoom Zoom! Reach the End of the Mountain Pass

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Reached the Daunt Arrived at the Daunt seeking passage into the Forbidden West.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Paid in Fyrestone Completed 5 missions in the Arid Badlands

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Catch as Catch Can Catch the Flying Lurkers

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Badges Collect all badges.

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

That's Gonna Leave a Mark Spill 500 buckets of blood on Kratos

Twist and Shout Defeat the Lurker Ambush

Green Thumb Cure Dark Eco Infected Plants

Open Minded Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Juggernaut