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Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

The Ultimatum Complete 'Ultimatum', 'All In', and 'No Fighting in the War Room' on Veteran difficulty.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

One Careful Owner Travel a total of fifty miles in one vehicle.

Hostile Work Environment Kill 50 Hiss Sharpened
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Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Open Air Parking Destroy a helicopter during the apocalypse with a vehicle

Soap on a Rope Storm the gulag.

Beat School: Triumph Horns A few notes with a huge result!

Beat School: Blow Your Own Horn Learn the brass basics by constructing this simple trumpet loop.

Beat School: Battle of the Saxes Practice your sax skills by creating this cool phrase.

Beat School: Jazz Hands Swing to the beat of the cool jazzy brass riff!

Beat School: Brass Knuckles Put up yer dukes, and make a funky horn loop!

I Hope You Didn't Tea-bag Win a duel.

Ladies' Man Find all of the Playboy magazines.

Workplace Recreation Play a single game in Arcade Mode

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Unnecessary Roughness Use a Riot shield to beat down an enemy.

Globetrotter Discover 100 fast travel points.

Heir To An Empty Castle Complete mission "Cold as the Grave".

Wrath Machine Collect all the Wrath Powers

Some Like it Hot Kill 6 enemies in a row using a thermal weapon.

Doing Pink Eye a Big Favor Build two projects in Pink Eye's Stronghold

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Desperate Times Execute the plan to help the Americans.

Something More Find Ciri.

The Saint Complete a Death Run in an Archangel

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Strange Bedfellows In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies using allies brought in through a Tear.

Bolt From the Blue In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies with a headshot while riding a Sky-Line.

Whiskey Hotel Take back Whiskey Hotel.

Kingmaker Complete the subplot about choosing Skellige's ruler.

Mutant Fill all mutagen slots.

Supernatural Born Killers Defeat 5 Descendants With a Sniper Rifle

Frugalist Complete the game without using a recovery item.

Cross The Streamers Complete mission "Blood Drive".

Hohokum Remix: Bass Build your own bassline from this pulse.

Hohokum Remix: Guitar Loops Sculpt these ethereal guitar and bass melodies.

Even Odds Kill 2 monsters you have a contract on without using Signs, potions, mutagens, oils or bombs.

Complete Vermin Extermination Destroy all Mr. Raccoons.

Mile High Club Sky dive to safety on Veteran difficulty.

Hohokum Remix: Drum Kit Can you use these dreamy drums to make a beat?

Hohokum Remix: Drum Loops Rearrange the drum loops to make something fresh!