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Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

De-Klawwed Defeat Klaww

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Speedy Fast Beat the Record Time on the Gorge

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Zoom Zoom! Reach the End of the Mountain Pass

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Catch as Catch Can Catch the Flying Lurkers

Twist and Shout Defeat the Lurker Ambush

Green Thumb Cure Dark Eco Infected Plants

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

Hungry? Protect Farthy's Snacks

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Buzzed Collect 49 Scout Flies

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

I Got The Blues Navigate the Blue Precursor Rings

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.

Ride the Lightning Defeat a Majini using the electric current from a transformer.

Dancing in the Dark Kill the power.

Bon Appétit Shoot the grenade you fed to an enemy.

HAPPY FAMILY Kara, Alice, Luther are together at the end

PRIORITIES Connor killed the Chloe

Hats Off! Shoot Tyrant's hat off his head.

It's Cold Out Here Stop the 3 Lurker Glacier Troops

WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER Markus broadcasted his message without raising an alarm or having a team casualty

Go into the Light Defeat 2 enemies with one flash grenade.

Together Forever Protected Jodie from her attackers.

It's Dark in Here Survive the Lurker Infested Cave

SAFE HARBOR Kara and Alice passed the border