wedge1985

Completed Chapter 4 - 2 Complete Chapter 4 - 2 on any difficulty setting.

Community Surprise Play a Top Rated map in the Map Browser (Map Browser only).

We're All Friends Here Rescue Friends at Fortress

Bot Bot Boom Boom Protect Hideout from Bomb Bots

Completed Chapter 5 - 1 Complete Chapter 5 - 1 on any difficulty setting.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

Timber! Destroy Drill Platform Tower

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Completed Chapter 5 - 2 Complete Chapter 5 - 2 on any difficulty setting.

I Heart Heart Get Heart of Mar in Weapons Lab

Heavy Distortion Attack the Metal Head Nest

Finders Keepers Find Sig in Underport

Who Knew Krew Blew? Beat Krew in Weapons Lab

Head Master Collect 510 Metal Head Skull Gems

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Feather in Your Recap Watch a save file in Replay mode

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Completed Chapter 5 - 3 Complete Chapter 5 - 3 on any difficulty setting.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Completed Chapter 6 - 1 Complete Chapter 6 - 1 on any difficulty setting.

Completed Chapter 6 - 2 Complete Chapter 6 - 2 on any difficulty setting.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

Baby Master Suicide Baby - Make no mistakes taking care of the baby

Lifeguard Save partner 10 times when DYING is displayed.

The Streak Win 10 games in a row across any mode

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Well-Rounded Complete any 6 Hunting quests (Supplies, Control, Survival) (Campaign only).

SARPBC Forever Play one game each with Octane and Backfire

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Defuser Complete 3 Bomb Defusal quests (Campaign only).

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

The Collectationator! Collect 286 Precursor Orbs

Drill Sergeant Complete every Practice Drill (any difficulty)

Completed Chapter 6 - 3 Complete Chapter 6 - 3 on any difficulty setting.