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Freedom Fighter Completed 5 SOS Missions.

Move! That! Bus! Redecorate the entire Goat Castle

Team Effort Win without any members of your team being killed.

Cyantific Apparatus Collect all the mysterious fun secret beakers

High-Stakes Play Win a Gambit match.

Eventful Complete 100 challenge and/or hitman events with one character

Up to the Challenge 2 Complete 50 challenges.

Return Kustomer Play 100 complete online matches

Omnipotence Unlock all other Trophies

Liberation Found all audio logs about the infamous "Liberator"

Going the Distance Complete the Klassic Tower with one of the Kombat Pack 2 characters

Nobel Prize for Destruction Destroy 10 gold trophies on Biolapse

Adventure of a Lifetime Complete the tutorial

Don't you just hate escort missions? Successfully complete an escort objective where all 4 NPCs survive.

Hot Spring Enthusiast Bathed in every hot spring in the Tohoku region.
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Don't Get Mad: Get Elum Ride Elum for 200 meters without stopping

Boogeyman Defeat the glower.

Jack of all Trades Reach 10 different score actions in one mission in "Joe's Adventures."

Take the Stage Defeat your opponent and achieve victory in 3 stages.

Platinum Trophy Win all other trophies to take your place as the world's greatest sniper

For the Good of Mankind Finish the game after corrupting the Utopia protocols

It Lives! It Sniffs! It Conquers! Acquired the Iron Maus gear

Blennophobia Defeat the boss in the Land of Darkness.

Item Hoarder Find tons of items.

Can't Touch This Win a race without hitting anything

Follow the White Rabbit Found all of Mallory's audio logs

You are my Only Hope Collect 10 Holographic projectors on Desolation

No Rest For The Wicked Your stats are as pitiful as your strength, maggot! Come back when you've raised all characters to level 5.

Charted! - Brutal Finish the Game on Brutal Without Changing the Difficulty

Silent Killer Execute 10 stealth takedowns in one mission.

People don't change. We go round in circles Complete 12 consecutive Waves and escape from the Horde Map "Graveyard Shift".

Paint Stripper When Glooped, remove ALL the Gloop from your answer screen

The Good One Get the 'A' ending.

Pigeon Simulator Stand on the head of the statue in the intro

Kill or Be Killed Win while in the dying state.

Tower God Complete 50 Living Towers

Oshu Guide Collected all Kodama in the Tohoku region.
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Note Expert Find ALL notes.

Speed Run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Juggernaut Win 5 Tower Battles

Versatile riding Complete a race in every offline mode.
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All in the Family You aided Otar when he sought help with a family matter.

I'm never taking this off Reach the max upgrade level of a single ability

Unite In Speed Beginner Gain a star in any event of 'Unite In Speed'.

The Scorpion Defeat the second Boss in Career mode.
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Beat CoP In Shadows of Evil, summon the Civil Protector in every district in a single game.

All I Do Is Win Jump back and forth over your opponent 5 times during the Fatality sequence and perform a Fatality

Don't go alone... Complete all the Adventure levels with another Sack Thing

Fun Guy Pick 50 mushrooms.

Next time we meet, I'll probably have to salute you Achieve the rank of Captain (Rank 13).