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Open Really Wide Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 550ml of blood

WITHOUT ARMS Destroyed Agnesi in Chapter 1 but kept its arms intact.

Master Sheep Rancher Own at least 8 sheep.

Master Alpaca Rancher Own at least 8 alpacas.

Home game Complete any of the Ancient Britain career contracts with a Knight mower.

Around the world in 90 seconds Raft around the Stranger in under 90 seconds.

By the Tenth Day... You destroyed a portal.

I am an Equestrian Ride 4 different steeds on the same land

I Refuse To Die! Obtain All Death Wish Stamps!

SKIES UNKNOWN Obtained all Trophies.

Contender Post a score in any official event!

In a Bind I think I've said enough on the subject already, but please do stop letting the heroes into the tower, my Lord. Freeing myself from captivity is hard enough, but scaling the walls to get back into my lair really does take it out of me... *wheeze*

Eager for that Egress You seem to have an unusual interest in the door to my lair, my Lord. I'm not sure what you're expecting; I don't get any guests aside from the odd invading hero.

Veteran Win one match in each game mode (Conquest, Assault, Siege, Raid).

Seasoned Veteran Fight 1000 battles.

200 Demons Down Discover 200 types of demons.

On The Warpath Destroy 400 drone ships.

Grinder Man Explode 100,000 blocks! Will not unlock in puzzle mode.

City Demolisher Destroy 10 city targets in one race.

Attention Spam Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition

Solid Snake Freeze a snake

Hostile Takeover 5 towns taken over by military means

Erudite Unlock all compendium entries

Too Powerful! Have 5 power-ups equipped at the same time.

Now You're Thinking With Plortals Fire a plort through a linked cannon, sending it to the plort market.

Mission 12 Complete Complete Mission 12

Oddballer Acquire all other trophies in online mode

Toxic Tact Eliminate 25 enemies with gas
3/25

Trophy of Drafting Win the Drafting Strategy Sweepstakes

Beneath the Chapel Viewed Emilia's ending.

I'll Be the Best! Complete 5 laps in Time Trial mode in the same session

Time-Splitting Sword Obtain 4 affinity with Bercouli

Heaven-Piercing Blade Obtain 4 affinity with Fanatio

Black Lily Sword Obtain 4 affinity with Sheyta

Ruberyl Poisoned Steel Dagger Obtain 4 affinity with Fizel

Be the best Win by killing Kira
0/1

The Watchers Meet all of the Watchers.

Master of the Flying Assassins Clear any challenge of the Heliport arena by throwing all enemies out.

ACE DEFENDER Win a race with a 3-Star Defender
0/1

First Friendly Monster There's no border between man and beast. At heart, we're all but monsters!

First Penalty Receive your first penalty

Don't Even Need A Bucket Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 900ml of blood

In a Hurry There, Mate? Dash 2000 times.
20/2000

Quite a Collection Unlock 50 items.

RETALIATION Exterminate 4 On-Line enemies in one level

Grabbin’ De Cups Complete Your Trophy Collection!

Danger Baller Complete all of the Danger Ball challenges

Cleared Story (Fast) Complete the game within 120 minutes.

Winner of a fierce battle Defeated the Grand Mercenary Squad with a lower-level squad.

I'm no longer a rookie Finish your first season in any mode.