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Self-Improvement Purchase your first Star-Lord Ability.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Moronic Drone Get a job

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Badges Collect all badges.

The Cold Light Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Deliverance Release friend

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Double Trouble Defeat two Titan Henchmen at once

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John