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The Good Saxon Complete the East Anglia Arc

The Ends Petrify the Means Defeat a total of fifty enemies using Petrificus Totalus
7/50

Hello, Bikini Bottom Find all the hidden Golden Spatulas in Bikini Bottom.

Forsaken Supply Raider Complete a game of Supply Raid on Bookstore, Home Town, Suburbs or Bus Depot

Forager Collect 25% of the prize bubbles on the story levels

Glamping Build one of each Camp Facility (Solo Campaign only)

Keep it Rolling Complete the Rolling Ball Puzzle in Mermalair.

What's Yours Is Mine Pick 50 Locks

Never Go It Alone Recruit 5 Separate Companions

Just Rewards Have 5,000 scrap in your inventory

Robot encyclopedia Destroy at least one type of every robot in the game while playing the campaign. Bosses don't count.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Hush, Hush Now Quiet a Screamer

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Sock Concert Find half (40) of Patrick's Socks.

Road Warrior Reach Road Warrior legend rank

Spilled Milk Use Flipendo ten times – to tip one cow or several
0/10

Road Rage Perform a Vehicle Machete Kill from a horse

Surge Protector Kill 50 enemies with Surge
0/50

Better Than Money Purchase 5 items from the Black Market.

Skeet Shoot In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies while they are falling.

A very special day Kill 250 zombies with modified weapons.

Bounty Hunter Complete 20 side missions.

Making Faces Show the outside world that you're still alive

The Order Is Revealed Complete the Lunden Arc

Digging a Deeper Hole Complete Act 03

No Man Left Behind Complete the mission "A Dam Fine Rescue".

No raccoons in here Complete act 2.

On the Fly In the Main Campaign, killed 30 enemies while riding a Sky-Line.

Didn't See That Coming! Use a Security Control Center to disable all cameras and alarms

Friendly Skies Blow up 16 Anti-Aircraft Cannons (Solo Campaign only)

All Roads Lead to the UCA Complete your first road.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Busy, busy, busy Finish 75 quests cumulatively.

Put Down Roots Grow every type of plant
1/8

Beginner's Luck Win a Dominoes game

Don’t Go - Normal Finish Left Behind on Normal

Hackification Invade and successfully hack 10 enemy Fixers in Online Hacking

Through Mud and Blood Complete Through Mud and Blood

The Automation Revolution Complete a standard order with a delivery bot.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Cutting Foreign Ties Recruit the Legends of '67 and La Moral

Glorious Leader Reach the Rank of Comandante

Foe To Friend Use an enemy combat robot to kill 10 enemies.

Equine Attack Assassinate an enemy from your horse

Voz del Pueblo Recruit Máximas Matanzas

Masshole Kill 300 People

I Gotta Believe! Complete Arcade Mode with PaRappa

Tied loose end Deal with Tahir

Well-Traveled Travel 80 km and complete an order.
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