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Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Eat It, Rodent Win the bet against Rocket.

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Sharpshooter Shoot out a cop's tires while fleeing in a police chase.

Bon Appétit Shoot the grenade you fed to an enemy.

A New Hope Earn all trophies

Hats Off! Shoot Tyrant's hat off his head.

Tribute Find the tomb

Survivor Kill 75 Enemies in a Row Without Dying

Never-Ending Rain Escape the police station.

Dyno-Might Master Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion 5 Times

Seeing Red Max out all Weapons and Magic

Grenade Hangman Kill 10 Enemies with Grenades While Hanging

Gun Nut Use 10 different firearms to defeat enemies.

Infowlable Win 50,000 on a single cockfight.

Virtuoso Unlock All Trophies

Kleptomaniac Hijack 5 trucks and collect their cargo.

All Fours Win a 4v4 game

Savior Save a soldier

Master Ninja Kill 50 Enemies by Melee-Attacking from Behind

Keep Their Heads Ringin' Paralyze a licker's sense of hearing.

30 Kills: Desert-5 Kill 30 Enemies with the Desert-5