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Car Collector Collect 5 Cars

Drops in the Bucket Collect 50 Items

Rocketeer Complete the regular Season

Kicking Back Kick a phillak that has kicked you

That'll Hold 'Em Use Wooden Boards to board up a window.

Eat This! Counterattack with a sub-weapon.

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

The True Queen Battle Gná

Champion Win the Season Championship

First Break-In Open a dial safe.

Hip to Add Squares Increase your inventory slots.

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

What Goes Around... Defeat an enemy with their own Slowed blaster bolt

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

A Vault-like Mind Open a portable safe.

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Customizer Customize a weapon.

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold