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The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Barras Bravas Play an Online game with someone in your Party

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

The Collectationator! Collect 286 Precursor Orbs

SARPBC Forever Play one game each with Octane and Backfire

Drill Sergeant Complete every Practice Drill (any difficulty)

DEFEND YOURSELF Markus pushed Leo

Super Victorious Win a total of 30 games across any game mode

Team Player Play against every team in a Season

The Basics of Survival Combine two items together.

Scratch Scratch the vinyl in the club.

Drops in the Bucket Collect 50 Items

Car Collector Collect 5 Cars

Done Done Done For excellent and dedicated field work in the field of battle for completion

Rocketeer Complete the regular Season

That'll Hold 'Em Use Wooden Boards to board up a window.

Eat This! Counterattack with a sub-weapon.

Not Raised in a Barn Close a door

First Break-In Open a dial safe.

Hip to Add Squares Increase your inventory slots.

Champion Win the Season Championship

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Gold Rush Achieve 5 Gold Stat Awards.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

A Vault-like Mind Open a portable safe.

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Customizer Customize a weapon.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job