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Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

SARPBC Forever Play one game each with Octane and Backfire

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Barras Bravas Play an Online game with someone in your Party

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

The Collectationator! Collect 286 Precursor Orbs

Drill Sergeant Complete every Practice Drill (any difficulty)

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Super Victorious Win a total of 30 games across any game mode

Team Player Play against every team in a Season

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Car Collector Collect 5 Cars

Drops in the Bucket Collect 50 Items

Done Done Done For excellent and dedicated field work in the field of battle for completion

Rocketeer Complete the regular Season

DEFEND YOURSELF Markus pushed Leo

Champion Win the Season Championship

Zoom! Reach the End of Fire Canyon

Not Raised in a Barn Close a door

The Basics of Survival Combine two items together.

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

That'll Hold 'Em Use Wooden Boards to board up a window.

Eat This! Counterattack with a sub-weapon.

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Hip to Add Squares Increase your inventory slots.

First Break-In Open a dial safe.

Scratch Scratch the vinyl in the club.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Tonight's Featured Event Defeat Lurker Ambush in Arena

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

A Vault-like Mind Open a portable safe.

Gold Rush Achieve 5 Gold Stat Awards.

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Customizer Customize a weapon.

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job