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Angling Expert Reached maximum fishing level.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

What's Yours Is Mine Pick 50 Locks

Brawler Defeat Olaf, the Skellige champion of unarmed combat.

Never Go It Alone Recruit 5 Separate Companions

Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

Lunar Lieutenant Reached level 10.

The World Wanderer Collected all trophies.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Take Up Arms Join the Companions

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Forager Collect 25% of the prize bubbles on the story levels

Masshole Kill 300 People

Old Guns Complete "Old Guns"

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Gun-For-Hire Complete 10 Side Quests

Citizen Buy a house

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

Hunter/Hunted Complete "Hunter/Hunted"

Tradecraft Join the Railroad

High Fashion Unlocked 10 Customization Items.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Print's Not Dead Read 20 Magazines

I Shot The Meriff Completed the mission "A New Direction".

Homerun! Get a Homerun

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

The Molecular Level Complete "The Molecular Level"

Institutionalized Complete "Institutionalized"

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Lovable Reach Maximum Relationship Level with a Companion

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Artificer Make a smithed item, an enchanted item, and a potion

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Hard Worker Chop wood, mine ore, and cook food

Expert Reach Level 25

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.

Wasteland D.I.Y. Craft 100 Items

All In Play three hero cards in one round of gwent and win the match.