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Animal Control Kill 300 Creatures

Unstoppable Wanderer Reach Level 25

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

What's Yours Is Mine Pick 50 Locks

Never Go It Alone Recruit 5 Separate Companions

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Lunar Lieutenant Reached level 10.

The World Wanderer Collected all trophies.

Brawler Defeat Olaf, the Skellige champion of unarmed combat.

Take Up Arms Join the Companions

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

Forager Collect 25% of the prize bubbles on the story levels

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Masshole Kill 300 People

Citizen Buy a house

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Old Guns Complete "Old Guns"

Gun-For-Hire Complete 10 Side Quests

Hunter/Hunted Complete "Hunter/Hunted"

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

High Fashion Unlocked 10 Customization Items.

Tradecraft Join the Railroad

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Print's Not Dead Read 20 Magazines

I Shot The Meriff Completed the mission "A New Direction".

Homerun! Get a Homerun

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

The Molecular Level Complete "The Molecular Level"

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Institutionalized Complete "Institutionalized"

Lovable Reach Maximum Relationship Level with a Companion

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Artificer Make a smithed item, an enchanted item, and a potion

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

Hard Worker Chop wood, mine ore, and cook food

Expert Reach Level 25

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Wasteland D.I.Y. Craft 100 Items