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Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Damaged Goods Complete chapter 6

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

More practice Complete the aiming training

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

The Path Before Us Complete chapter 7

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2