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Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Death Dealer Meet Vulgrim

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Stocked Collect 150 Items

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.

To Move A Mountain Collect the Earthcaller

Arms in the Air Block an enemy attack by guarding.

Master of Unlocking Use a lock pick to open something.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

Defeated Peach Wilkins The player has defeated Peach Wilkins

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

Upgraded a Weapon The player has acquired at least one weapon upgrade

HAPPY FAMILY Kara, Alice, Luther are together at the end

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.