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Wardrobe Malfunction Unlock your first change of clothing.

You're on a boat! I bet you never thought you'd be here

The Heart of a King Completed Chapter 10.

In the Dark Completed Chapter 11.

Can't Hide In Campaign, kill an enemy through a wall or obstruction.

Curiosity Killed the Cat Completed Episode 10.

Heartless Rip out 10 Keres Wraith enemy hearts

End of Days Completed Chapter 12.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Raise the Roof Smack into the ceiling 10 times while wall running

Lemon Susan's checked between the booths and under the counter, but where she left it is anyone's guess

Glorious Rule Glorious Rule

Heavy Hitter Execute a 1000-hit combo

Reach Out And Touch Somebody Collect the Abyssal Chain

Magic Smoke Kill 4 enemies within a single instance of Focus

Poked! Kill 20 enemies with a Long Weapon.

Lock and Load Customize a multiplayer loadout

The Escape Complete 'Hunted' and 'Death From Above' on Veteran difficulty.

Fever To me the meanest flower that blows can give, thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears

Bird on the Ground Shoot down an enemy helicopter with an RPG in the single player campaign.

Strange Deadfellows Deploy the Cloudburst countermeasures.

Thick Skin Completed Episode 11.

Family Matters Rescue Sly's long lost Cooper relative in Episode 1.

Knucklehead Kill a total of thirty enemies using melee attacks.

The Bigger they are… Take down a Top Dog camp

Paris A bird of the air shall carry the voice, and that which hath wings shall tell the matter

Stoner Break out of stone status 5 times in a row

Break the Bank Guess it was time to cash out.

Toet Ms. Paul didn't get to be PA to the AD by making a spectacle of herself

The Bog Complete 'The Bog' and 'War Pig' on Veteran difficulty.

Hairdresser Kill five enemies in rapid succession with a headshot.

Redemption Completed Chapter 13.

Spinning a Yarn V Completed 40 sidequests.

Cartographer Visit every location of the game.

Old Softie Don't push away Calliope for one minute

Glorious Coronation Glorious Coronation

Arch Villain Earn full negative Karma.

One Mean Mother Defeat Silitha

Chatterbox Complete all conversations with the Endurance crew.

The Cleaner Complete the assassination side missions.

The First Horseman Complete 'Shock and Awe' on Veteran difficulty.

Maybe you should call a Doctor? Keep the Rage Meter Filled for 2+ Minutes

Fireproof Complete the Screw of Archimedes without getting hit by the Fire Traps

Petrol Head Drive at least thirty different vehicles.

Crack The E Nigma Solve every riddle on the island

Desert Storm Find the Desert Eagle in 'Crew Expendable' and kill 5 enemies with it.

Doam Bis!

Crafting Power Plants Crafting Power Plants

Speedy McSpeederton Raced around the Ludicrous Speedway in record time

Serving Barbarians Serving Barbarians