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The Fool Fall for the bluff

The Lion's Den Go to the Tchois

Proficient Storyteller Watch four endings

Hi Score Collect 1,000,000 points over all levels you have played

Choices Matter Find all main chapters

Junior Caretaker Defeat the Hypersonic Brainwave Scrambler

Expert Storyteller Watch all seven endings

Platinum Trophy Acquire all trophies

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Incredible Height! Travel to an incredible height

Incredible Speed! Travel at incredible speed

The Metropolis Complete all levels in The Metropolis

Hard Choice Shoot the helicopter pilot with a Magnum at point-blank range.

True Survivor Unlock every Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition trophy.

The General's Pupil Master the hoverboots.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

Greed is Good Collect 50,000 bolts.

Rebel Sympathizer Unlocked a Rebel skill.

Cranium Collector Kill 100 Creatures across all levels

B.O.W.s Are Ugly Defeat 100 enemies that have come out of a chrysalid.

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Sackbird Spend 8 seconds or more in the air

*BEEP* YOU, CLAWZ! Complete all three missions.

Savior of Axiom City Destroy the VX-99.

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Making a Monster Built the New Car: Monster

Covered in Brass Earn 150 different medals.

Sneaking Around Get through the aircraft carrier's bridge area without being noticed.

Weapons Master Use all the weapons in the game and kill ten enemies with each of them.

Fastoon Warrior Upgrade one weapon to level 5.

Senior Caretaker Repair temporal damage caused by Dr. Nefarious.

Back in My Day Complete the entire game on Veteran.

Heirlooms Collect all the serpent emblems.

The Islands Complete all levels in The Islands

Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Death in the Dark Campaign: Made a close-combat kill at night.

Leave It to the Pro Complete the entire game on Professional.

Sticky Fingers Collect 50% of the prize bubbles on the story levels

Apogee Explorer Find the Obsidian Eye.

More Popular Than John Lennon Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Instrument of Shame Carried the burden of guilt to the end of the line.

...A Saint Gets a Gun Ring all the bells in town in 'Miracle on 3rd Street'.

Bronze Champion Win the Bronze Tournament.

The Temples Complete all levels in The Temples

Legend Hunter Discovered one legend.

Secret Stickerist Unlock the race in First Steps