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Beat It Stay on the beat for 20 beats

Wannabe Complete three stunt hoops in a single Race

We'll Try Again Tomorrow! Survive 3 waves in Contractions in a row without anyone bringing back a crate

Ebony & Ivory Complete Adelie Land

Cönquerer Won 50 match-made multiplayer battles.

Can you EVER touch me? Complete 6 levels without losing your health

Trigger Happy Use all the weapons in the game

Famous monster eliminator Kill 10 000 monsters

Let's Rock! Kill 5 enemies with one burst from the smartgun

Eagle Eyes Get 25 headshot kills in one life as the archer.

Field Hospital Get 500 revives (Ranked Match)

Put the Ass in Assassin Fart on 3 Assassins using Fart Escape.
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Killary Clinton Get a 10x multiplier

Serrated Kill 10 Autobots with Laserbeak's ram ability in Chapter IV.

Professional Killer Finish a level using the pistol as the only gun

Mudplugger Win 5 Festival races using a Mudplugger

Joy Ride Activate 20 moving platforms

Escape From... Anywhere Successfully escape 25 times in Arcade Mode or in any Multiplayer Ranked Match.

You Make Me Feel Like Dancing Convert three Penguins at the same time

Softcore Complete half the game on hardest difficulty

Blackjack & Hookers! Accumulate $25,000,000 in your career (Arcade Mode and Multiplayer Ranked Match).

Gold Olympic Champion Get a Gold Medal for all Monster Challenges.

Glad its not my Bill Received 120 on a utility rent

Heart Of Gold Complete the last level of a Land with full health

Top Score: Mirage Complete Chapter III with a score of 800000 or more.

Head Crab Removal 20 kills with a crowbar

End Of The Road Complete Story Mode in Co-Op.

Remember the Heroes (Secret) Complete the game without failing more than 10 times.

Warchest Collect more than $30,000 in a single player campaign.

Rhinestone Cowboy Collect the most notes in a Bonus Level in co-op

Honorary Geist Spend two hours in the Veil in a single player campaign.

Sledgehammer Smash five Stone Columns

Being good is easy Complete game with a “good” ending at Normal difficulty

Buster Destroy 1000 breakable objects in a single player campaign.

Everyday business Complete game at Hard difficulty

Rest in pieces Literally punch Satan so hard that he explodes

I Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing Complete Elephant Seal Land

Complete Episode 4 Complete all the chapters in Episode 4.

Welcome to the Battle! Play one Online match.

Two-Traitor Clean-up! Kill Langley and Epstein in the Hanging Garden.

Dollpocalypse Hit 6 enemies with the explosion from a Brood's Double Team

Hasta la vista, Harper Kill Harper in Mist Ridge.

Tough fight Complete game at Pro difficulty

Tax Audit Nightmare! Paid 1200 in Taxes in one game

Good girl Complete game with a “good” ending at Hard difficulty

It's hard to be a good girl Complete game with a “good” ending at Pro difficulty

We Built This City Bring 200 friends to the Doomberg

Gold Digger Unlock all songs

Soul Gatherer Attain a total of 6,000 Souls in one round of Soul King

Close Call Win a race by a margin of less than 0.1s