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Judgment Day Win the rumble down under.

Falling to Pieces Completed Episode 19.

In Love with Ryan Slept with Ryan.

Fear of Success Survive Scarecrow's ambush.

Cannon fodder Recruit 500 crew members.

Brick Master Win the brick throwing contest

Diamond Hard You cleaned out Vangelico to pay back Martin Madrazo.

Gold Medalist Gold-medaled a challenge.

An Unguarded Moment Completed Episode 20.

Artilleryman Kill 20 enemy players in multiplayer using a turret.

No Rest for the Virtuous Completed Episode 21.

Cruise Control Keep any vehicle at thirty mph or over for five more minutes.

Be Not Afraid Win the war for Gotham.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Up to the challenge Complete one challenge in the campaign

Saw the Elephant Completed the Main Campaign on Normal difficulty or above.

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

Trial Combatant Complete a Combat Trial

Hazard Pay In the Main Campaign, killed 10 enemies by utilizing environmental hazards.

Exporter Sell five vehicles to Derek at the dock.

Master of Fear Wayne vs Crane.

Jekyll & Hyde Stop the bank heist on Miagani Island and lock up the master mind in GCPD.

Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Double Jeopardy Face off with an old friend.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

Snap + Slide 8 Piece Prize Complete a Snap + Slide puzzle with 8 pieces in 30 seconds or under.

Cycle of Violence Use 100 Quick Gadgets while in free flow combat.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

The God of War Complete Arcade Mode with Kratos

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Showing Off Show off your Minion during a game

I'm all that! Win a ranked match in every multiplayer mode.

Personal Bag Of Tricks Finish a game session with an ability set that you customized in Multiplayer.

The Cult Save the sacrificial victim and lock up the executioner in GCPD.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

A Friendship Resurrected With friends like this who needs enemies?

Bolt From the Blue In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies with a headshot while riding a Sky-Line.

One Careful Owner Travel a total of fifty miles in one vehicle.

I Hope You Didn't Tea-bag Win a duel.

Saved All Saved every character that could be saved.

The Legend Complete Arcade Mode on Legend

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Heir To An Empty Castle Complete mission "Cold as the Grave".

Strange Bedfellows In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies using allies brought in through a Tear.