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Time Tamperer Completed 10 intervention battles.

Southern Command You inspired the people of Paris Area 3.

Executed Complete all mission tasks.

The Nose Doesn't Always Know Experience a fusion accident

Fill Her Up Took a pitstop during a race which featured fuel consumption, and filled your tank.

Got to Smash Them All Smash every Billboard

Car Killer Destroy 500 Vehicles

Ultimate Weapon 2.0 Defeat the Pride and Joy Mk 0.5.

Hand of the Prophet Defeated all waves in Emporia Arcade.

For the Motherland Complete 'Heart of the Reich' on Veteran difficulty. (Solo only)

Legend Obtain all trophies.

Bearing the Burden Complete 'Downfall' on Veteran difficulty. (Solo only)

Shrooms and Glooms Complete Mushroom Murk

Father of the Month Give Katey a gift

Trapper Kill 10 aliens with Trip Mines

I don't approve of mindless fun Kill 500 zombies with your vehicle

Zero To Hero Win an event in Eddie's Car

Finale Fulfilled requirements for ending.

Assault with a Deadly Weapon Dismember three enemies during Blade Mode with a single attack.

I Need a Date Look at every page of a calendar in SP

Liberator of France You inspired the people of France.

Love Turned Tragic Defeated Melusine.

Party Animal Drink all of the beers in the strip club

The Prestige Complete an Ops Activity on Grandmaster difficulty.

Unseen Assassin Stealth-killed 3 enemies.

And how does that make you feel? Complete 25 quiz asteroids.

Sergeant-at-Arms In CitC, got a kill with each weapon and vigor (except Bucking Bronco).

Armament King Kill your enemies in "Jimmy's Vendetta" with every weapon available in the game.

Safety First Bought a safety car.

Held Captive Defeat Ustanak with only one Agent remaining.

Driving Music Use the Personal BGM function, and go for a drive while listening to your favorite songs.

Mr. Perfect Max out all social qualities

Pearl Diver Complete Searock Castle

Minted! Brought back home at least 350 coins.

Sum of All Zeros Down 45 Japanese Zeros in 'Black Cats'. (Solo only)

And you liked him, didn't you? Meet your old friend again

Moderate Bookkeeper Register over 50% of the Compendium

Beast Of The Belly Defeat 'The Colonizer'

Firebug Destroy 100 vehicles in "Jimmy's Vendetta".

Sport Mode Debut Finished a race in Sport mode.

Canon Fodder Obtained every last Champion Medal.

Second is Nothing Finish first in every race, in every car (Single Player)

Custom Object Create a custom object inside one of your levels

Wall Brawl Beat 10 times after launching through the Pitwall.

Bug Hunter Swing the net with perfect timing

The Gatecrasher Break through every Security Gate

Margwa Party In Shadows of Evil, kill 2 Margwas in a single round.

The Final Reckoning Learned the location of Castle Exnine.

Shut up and take my bunny! Use up dust bunnies (Reach zero bunnies).

Speed of the Mudanchee Run from a Scrab for 25 meters and survive