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Condor Queen Become the Fort Condor grandmaster on Hard difficulty.

Sharpshooter Kill 100 enemies by headshots in "Jimmy's Vendetta".

Five Finger Discount Finish the Supermarket level in "Joe's Adventures."

Networking Find every Jack Spot

Western Command You inspired the people of Paris Area 2.

Museum Curator In CitC, unlocked all Gallery items.

Missile Defense System In CitC, killed an enemy with splash damage by shooting a rocket out of the air.

High Diver You jumped from the Eiffel Tower and survived.

Silent Death You stealth killed 50 or more Nazis.

Master and Pupil Performed 5 link-strikes with Cor.

The Sun Sets Complete 'Breaking Point' on Veteran difficulty. (Solo only)

The Road to Revenge Complete both chapters of INTERmission on Hard difficulty.

With Flying Colours Complete the game

Invincible Defeat Ustanak without anyone on your team being captured.

The way to Stardom! Create a set using at least one object, one controller effect, one visual effect, one mask and changing background music.

Bibliophilia Read the last journal entry.

Carnapper Finish all car dealer missions in "Jimmy's Vendetta".

Transcendence Complete all 3 Raid chapters.

Free Range Find sanctuary in the Holy Caves

Sacred Land Playing as The Jaguar, be the highest scoring player of a Domination game session.

Play Complete all story levels without dying, with the exception of those levels that only end when you die

Booty Master Collect all the prize bubbles on the story levels

Blowtorch and Corkscrew Complete 'Blowtorch and Corkscrew' on Veteran difficulty. (Solo only)

Master of Disguise You made it through a story mission with your disguise intact.

Let's Go Carbon Neutral! Bought an electric car.

Mind the Goods Finish the Cathouse level in "Joe's Adventures."

Squeaky Clean Washed a car 10 times.

Same Shirt Different Day Finish Joe's Adventures on any difficulty.

Northern Command You inspired the people of Paris Area 1.

Collector Obtain all blueprints and key items.

The Return of the Angels Rescue Nanako Dojima

Cave Cleaner Pro Kill over 1,000 enemies

Revenged Finish "Jimmy's Vendetta" on any difficulty level.

The Spider and the Fly In Shadows of Evil, kill 10 zombies ensnared by a Widow’s Wine grenade.

Supercharged Unlock the Super Car.

Game of Bones Use Bone Armor to rip the bones from the Skeleton King.

Tosser... in the Literal Sense Kill 10 aliens with tossed objects

Hell on Wheels You achieved victory in all freeplay races.

You woke up granny! Keep pumping a balloon until it bursts.

Easy Pickings Eliminate all players as Ustanak in less than a minute.

Cooking With Gas Make 5 perfect boxed lunches

Funs with Fungi Complete Mushroom Caves

Enough about me... Discover all the preferences of a single character.

Just Getting Started Spend 30 minutes in Create Mode

A Prophecy Fulfilled Found all of the keys from the Crimson Prophecy.

Corrupter of the Immaculate Defeat Weiss.

Bringer of Order Complete Act V with a Necromancer.

Executed Complete all mission tasks.

The Nose Doesn't Always Know Experience a fusion accident

You Are A Sad, Strange Little Man And You Have My Pity Win a League Battle with your opponent's final survivor total as 0