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Not a Janitor Meet the Custodian

Royal Mint Awarded for amassing 500,000 guilders.

Ashes to Ashes End the League of Assassins' war.

Hooked Defeat 30 Far Harbor Sea Creatures

End of the 'lein' Find and kill the visiting General (Mission 3)

Arms Dealer Buy all items from the Survival Weapon Armory.

Fiesta Time Hit a launched piñata with the Piñata Stick.

One Step Forward If you're at a loss for what to do, why not raise a character to level 5? It should help you realize what you're missing.

…Worse Than Dying You killed Bonnie Harless

Sage's Trophy All Spells Learned

The Cold War Kid Complete the level "Kazakhstan – Project Carbonek"

Helios Collect all trophies

Sabre Rattler Kill 100 enemies with the Sabre turret.

Stay Classy Steelport Kill 25 Gang Members each with 'the Penetrator' AND the Fart in a Jar.

Kidney Stones Completed "A Doctor's Duty."

Facsimile You met January for the first time.

Dropping Acid Dissolve 50 enemies with acid.

TRICK MASTER String together 5 tricks in a single jump.

Call Roadside Assistance Lose a race running out of fuel

That's a lot of them, and only 4 of us Complete every campaign level with a full team of four players.

Happy Camper Endurance Challenge: Survive for 5 days

Double Dose of Pimping Complete all instances of Snatch.

Power is Everything Obtain five highly rare weapons.

Out in the Cold Track down the cryopod.

Royal Arms Acquire Queen's Sword

Outstanding Orator Made 50 Speech challenges.

The Professional Complete the Bolivian Temple without dying

Carried Stan's Load To Completion Complete the game with Stan's product in your inventory.

Heartbreaker You heard what \"Alice\" had to say.

DEAD EYE Hit the chase car 25 times with any weapon in Survival Mode.

Knife in the Dark Performed 50 ambushes.

And Boom Goes the Dynamite Complete all instances of Heli Assault.

Consciousness is Over-rated Knock out 100 enemies in a single playthrough.

The Collector Own 30 different vehicles.

Did I Forget Something? Placed an unconscious person in the trunk of a car

A Car Named Simone Perform a quadruple backflip with Super Air Control.

Socket-to-me In Zombies, upgrade a skill.

The Taunting Tanuki Complete Chapter 1 of Team Adventure Mode.

Here to Stay Secure every Region

Uniquely Familiar Receive an unexpected gift. (TOKW: Infamy)

Disarmament Dispose of a nuclear weapon.

Enemies of My Enemies Completed Chapter 10.

A Dinner for Two Endurance Co-op Challenge: Eat the meat of 3 wolves with your partner

Concerned Citizens You helped Irma, Jeremiah, and Christian

The Resurrection and the Life Survive the Militia onslaught.

Process() Inspect all completed Limiter Files.

Messenger from the Past Obtain all Jecht Spheres

Backstabber Kill 20 enemies with melée while they are idle

Who Needs a Map? Endurance Challenge: Locate 5 crypts

User() Unlock every Upgrade Slot and Passive Slot.