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Kicking Back Kick a phillak that has kicked you

The True Queen Battle Gná

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Gold Rush Achieve 5 Gold Stat Awards.

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Badges Collect all badges.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone