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Gold rush Earn 48 gold medals.

Master of the Custodial Arts Score double-S in all original single player levels

Spark Hoarder Craft a Chaosium Lantern in The Way of Winter scenario.

Deep Dreamer Killer Defeat a Deep Dreamer once in the Endless Dream scenario.

Roadkill Your first failure! Congratz!

Excursionist You've visited half of the LOCATIONS. Did you bring some postcards?

Road Fling Your first DATE ENDING! It must be love!

Astray Astray

Bad Warp Bad Warp

Pictures of the Past Pictures of the Past

Spinning Top Spinning Top

Blossom Blossom

Through the ripple Through the ripple

Mindless swimmers and floaters Mindless swimmers and floaters

Images and sounds Images and sounds

Monster Hunter Kill all bosses in game

Tetris® Master For Tetris® Masters only. Earn the Show-off, T-Spinner, and Simply the Best badges.

Long march Complete all the game in Pure mode

Stick Together for Warmth Place a Thermal Tower in your territory in The Way of Winter scenario.

Raw Chaosium Collector Forge 200 Raw Chaosium in the furnace in The Way of Winter scenario.

Tourist You've visited all the LOCATIONS. Get some rest!

I Didn't Like It! You asked for a refund, apparently.

Map Waster You chose a LOCATION on the MAP INFO BOARD and you didn't visit it. Having second thoughts?

Just Chill Chillin' at the spa with the homies!

Kaiju Affair It turns out size DOES matter.

Monster Roadtrip: Now in 3D 2D is so last season!

The Prince The Prince

The Weaver The Weaver

A path. A purpose. A path. A purpose.

An understanding. An understanding.

The Choice The Choice

Collector Acquire all special weapons

There's More? Figure out how to get to 8th floor

Ultra Survival Complete all game in Survival mode

Passport Champion You visited the 6 base DESTINATIONS. What a champ!

G.O.A.T. You've been the MVP at every DESTINATION.

Journeyer You've seen half of the EVENTS. What an eventful life!

Merchant You've collected all the TRINKETS. Which one was your favorite?

Bad Barterer Bartering with Noodles made you lose. Barter responsibly!

Mixtaped! You're an eclectic music aficionado

Into the Unknown You won without ever choosing an ACTION with a KNOWN RESOURCE... So bold of you!

Go Big or Go Home You ONLY take risks.

Homesick If you're going to lose, at least lose fast... right?

Least Valued Player Who knew you could play by yourself and still lose? A feat in and of itself!

Poker, the Sequel You don't need to know how to play POKER 2 to win at POKER 2!

Mirage Citizen Mirage Town, population: you.

SNOWBOARDING! You solved all your problems with the power of SNOWBOARDING!

Prank Daredevil You completed 5 PRANK DARES before reaching a DESTINATION. You never shy while facing a dare!

Bad Listener Let's pretend that was your first option, shall we?

One-Star Review Worst financial decision ever.