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Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Interdimensional Defender Killed 1000 Hiss
92/1000

Perfect Start Win your first game of the Season

Volatile Debris Kill 10 enemies with the Shield Burst Ability
0/10

Expert Parautilitarian Spend 50 Ability Points

Archaeologist Collect 75% of all relics.

Feather in Your Recap Watch a save file in Replay mode

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Crisis Management Complete 5 Bureau Alerts
0/5

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Inter-Departmental Cooperation Complete 10 Side Missions
2/10

Defuser Complete 3 Bomb Defusal quests (Campaign only).

Living Archetypes Defeat the Anchor

Caretaker Of Memory Find 10 Lost Letters (Campaign only).

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

Altered Manifestations May Occur Defeat esseJ

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Aggressive Growth Defeat Mold-1

Nerd Find all clues using ARI (Crime scene + Mad Jack + Fish tank) and find the Origami Killer

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Head of Communications Defeat Mr. Tomassi

FBC Crisis Solution Task Force Complete 15 Side Missions
2/15

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

SARPBC Forever Play one game each with Octane and Backfire

Astral Tactician Complete 25 Board Countermeasures
1/25

Bag Full O' Cache Find 75% of GPS caches.

Kickoff Defeat an enemy using only kicks

Skewered Eliminate 100 enemies using a spear.

DOUBTS The Tracis escaped

BEES! Eliminate 10 enemies using sting bombs.

Master Parautilitarian Spend 100 Ability Points

Team Player Play against every team in a Season

Reign Of Death Kill 30 enemies with Mortar rounds (Campaign only).

50 Kills: Micro-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the Micro-9mm

Director of the FBC Unlock all other trophies