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Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Let the Light Shine Turn on the Lighthouse beacon.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Starchild Paint a total of 20 streams of Stars.

A Pirate's Life For Me Complete memory sequence 3.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Routine Hacking Complete present day mission 2.

All Aboard! Board a ship without losing any crew members.

Employee Of The Month Complete 25 Abstergo challenges.

He Who Pays the Barber Improve the dockworkers' haircuts.

Mer-man Swim a total of 1 nmi.

Something New! Collect your first flying Landscape page.

No Apologies Complete memory sequence 4.

High Five! High-five your Genie after scoring a basket.

Choices, Choices Collect 5 flying Genie Body or Feature pages.

Silence, Fool! Kill a guard ringing a bell.

The Price of Oil Complete chapter 3.

Stunning Landscape Collect all the Landscape pages in a level.

Bookmarked Tag 100 enemies

Business And Pleasure Earn 50,000 reales.

Kamikaze The Bear - Take the best route on the highway

Death Of A Salesman Complete memory sequence 5.

Night Shift Complete Chapter 4.

Just Like Old Times Finish the Masterpiece at the Fishing Port.

Pyromaniac Paint more than 10 Campfires in a row.

All Ears Attach Ears to a Genie.

Sole Survivor In multiplayer, be the only player on your team that isn't dead or downed.

A Lesson in Manners Show that you know how to treat a lady.

Dog? Cat? Draaaaagon? Bring your first quadruped Genie to life.

Karaoke Night! Hear your Genie sing.

Hard Crash Perform 10 vehicle take downs

Get Rich or Die Flyin' Get all wheels of your car into the air for at least twenty meters and then touch the ground again.

The Enforcer Kill fifty enemies.

A Secret Moment Complete your first Genie Moments sketch.

Good spirits Complete Chapter 5.

Time Well Spent Complete Chapter 6.