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Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Rapid Recovery Heal yourself in combat 3 times

Light My Fire Light the two bonfires in Dark Hollow

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

What Goes Around... Defeat an enemy with their own Slowed blaster bolt

Echo Location Discover 75 Force Echoes

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Visiting Alderaan Places Explore the crashed Venator

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest