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Salem's History Discovered Salem's history

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Julia's Story Learned about Julia's Life

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

The Bell Killer's Story Learned about the Bell Killer

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Badges Collect all badges.

Deliverance Release friend

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills