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Know-It-All Complete all training missions.

Final Chapter? Complete every job and beat every boss in all the episodes.

Decimator In Campaign, kill 10 enemies in under 3 seconds.

Real Nice Time You gutted Lou Marcano like a catfish

Certainly Was Exciting You left Olivia Marcano to her fate

Hooligan Break every breakable window in Castle Dimitrescu in a single playthrough.

Mercenary Endeavors Complete Chapter 3.

Jesuit in New Mexico You helped Alvarez escape

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Burn Like Napalm Tommy Marcano was burned beyond recognition

The Damned Punish or absolve all 27 shades of The Inferno

Powering Up Complete "Powering Up"

Chief Investigator Find 80% of the hidden locations in the Investigations Sector
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A Strong Foundation Complete all Missions in the Foundation
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Cheers Don't miss a single glass of sarsaparilla in Saloon Bug.

Holy Man Max out the Holy path

The Nuclear Option Complete "The Nuclear Option"

My First Summon Invoke a summon.

Supportive Staff Have a Deployed Ranger kill 5 enemies
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Bomb Squad Complete the first mission.

Social Lubricant Complete level 10 against all 3 Drinking Game opponents

Pumped Porter Deliver 3,000 kg of cargo.
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Well-Rounded Warrior Complete all Haiku, Onsen, Shinto Shrines, and Bamboo Strikes on Iki Island.

Gabriel's Sword Add a fire elemental effect to a sword or a khopesh

Re-Mix-Master Earn a Gold rank in any Remix level.

Now It's Safe Capture all Safe Zones

Freeflow Combo 40 Complete a combo of 40 moves (any play mode)

Custom 358 Drove at 120 mph or faster for 20 seconds

Pet Cemetery Send Dogeyes, Ratface and Ponytail back to Hell.

My Name is Lincoln Clay You jammed a knife through Santangelo's head

Death's Apprentice Reach Unholy Level 7

Chiyoko's Song Complete all Animal Sanctuaries.

By The Book Complete 100% of all main mission constraints.

I Can Haz Banishment Banish Smiley Cat.

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

Rest In Pieces In a BT area, cut an umbilical cord for the first time without the BT noticing.

Legend Of The Wastes Reach Level 50

Night on the Town Complete Chapter 4.

Angel Knives Defeat Black Fang without getting hit

Elegy for Kazumasa Complete all Memories of Your Father.

Countermeasures Kill 20 enemies using a counter move

Driver's Ed Shoot the driver of the suicide truck.

I Got Skills Unlock all Skills.

Sixty Deaths and Sixty Births in a Day Complete Episode 8: Heartman.

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Nothing but Net Neutralize the 'Fog of War' machine gun with a frag grenade.

Plan E Complete Chapter 5.

Long Way Down Crash a helicopter by shooting the pilot.

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Quick and Painless Shoot 15 deer in the heart