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Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Leveling up Reach level 5 in Classic Mode

I'm As Shocked As You Are Defeat an enemy or civilian by stepping in water.

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

Master of Unlocking Use a lock pick to open something.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

Together Forever Get to the End (Solo Campaign only).

Clean Job Shut down the monitor and finished the mission using only Aiden.

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

HAPPY FAMILY Kara, Alice, Luther are together at the end

Troublemaker Discover the joys of destroying cult property in every region (Solo Campaign only).

Blade in the Crowd Assassinate fifty enemies.

Survivalist Purchase half of all perks available (Campaign only).

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.

Queensbury Rules Reach combo level 40.

Assassin Unlock stealth perk 8

Army Of Me Defeat 300 enemies.