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You Better Start Running Escape from the Baker family home.

Playing it Safe Complete the game on Easy.

Into the Depths Escape from the ship.

Be Kind, Please Rewind Watch all the videotapes in a single playthrough.

Less is More Take down two or more enemies with one shot.

Slash Slash, Slashity Slash! Clear insects off a door using a knife.

End of the Night Get ending 1.

You beat the Tuto-Rial! Get three stars with Rial

Tutorial with a happy ending Get a massagy with Rial

It's something... Get two stars in any date.

Careful with the claws Get a massagy with Nicole

Duck killed! Get killed by Nicole

You win some, you lose some! Fail 5 dates.

It hurts so gooood... Get a massagy with Janein

Who you gonna massage? Get a massagy with Anne

Poking around Tap the Mayonnaise

Average Joe Finish with a two-star date 5 times with any character.

Yo, where's your mojo? Fail 10 dates.

What a dairy experience Get a massagy with Dorothy

Watch the cholesterol Get three stars with Mayo

Slippery everywhere Get a massagy with Mayo

Gotta love these app features Get a massagy with Martha

Moooossagy! Get three stars with Dorothy

You'll be alone forever... Fail 20 dates.

Awoo! Get three stars with Nicole

Mother trucker! Get three stars with Martha

Expert Datemeister Date all dates!

How does this even work? Get a massagy with Papu-Aiye

Sugar daddy time! Get three stars with Sarah

That's… a lot of toys Get a massagy with Sarah

I hope that's ectoplasm Get three stars with Anne

Don't put your massage in crazy, man Get three stars with Janein

Real people are overrated Get three stars with Papu-Aiye

Proud of your job! Discover Johnny's true job in Sarah's date.

Smooth Criminal Get three stars with all dates!

Bytes all over you! Get a massagy with S.O.N.I.A.

Hackerbruh! Get three stars with S.O.N.I.A

I am the glorious Mr. Massagy! Unlock all the trophies!

Master of Illusion Defeat Valravn

Extinguished Defeat Surtr

Source of The Darkness Meet Hela for the first time on the Bridge

Escaped Complete the Labyrinth Shard Challenge

Different Perspectives Complete the Tower Shard Challenge

Cure For The Plague Complete the Swamp Shard Challenge

Gramr Released Pull Gramr out of the Tree

Trust Your Senses Complete the Blindness Shard Challenge

Warrior Escape the Sea of Corpses

Into the Mountain Enter Helheim

Tamed the Beast Defeat Fenrir

The Final Battle Confront Hela