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You Better Start Running Escape from the Baker family home.

Playing it Safe Complete the game on Easy.

Into the Depths Escape from the ship.

Tutorial with a happy ending Get a massagy with Rial

You beat the Tuto-Rial! Get three stars with Rial

It's something... Get two stars in any date.

Careful with the claws Get a massagy with Nicole

You win some, you lose some! Fail 5 dates.

Duck killed! Get killed by Nicole

It hurts so gooood... Get a massagy with Janein

Poking around Tap the Mayonnaise

Who you gonna massage? Get a massagy with Anne

Watch the cholesterol Get three stars with Mayo

Yo, where's your mojo? Fail 10 dates.

Average Joe Finish with a two-star date 5 times with any character.

Slippery everywhere Get a massagy with Mayo

You'll be alone forever... Fail 20 dates.

What a dairy experience Get a massagy with Dorothy

Awoo! Get three stars with Nicole

Moooossagy! Get three stars with Dorothy

Gotta love these app features Get a massagy with Martha

Mother trucker! Get three stars with Martha

Sugar daddy time! Get three stars with Sarah

That's… a lot of toys Get a massagy with Sarah

How does this even work? Get a massagy with Papu-Aiye

Expert Datemeister Date all dates!

Don't put your massage in crazy, man Get three stars with Janein

I hope that's ectoplasm Get three stars with Anne

Real people are overrated Get three stars with Papu-Aiye

Proud of your job! Discover Johnny's true job in Sarah's date.

Smooth Criminal Get three stars with all dates!

Hackerbruh! Get three stars with S.O.N.I.A

Bytes all over you! Get a massagy with S.O.N.I.A.

I am the glorious Mr. Massagy! Unlock all the trophies!

Be Kind, Please Rewind Watch all the videotapes in a single playthrough.

Less is More Take down two or more enemies with one shot.

Slash Slash, Slashity Slash! Clear insects off a door using a knife.

End of the Night Get ending 1.

Master of Illusion Defeat Valravn

Extinguished Defeat Surtr

Nine of spades Balthus. The Card Game. 1948-1950.

A lady's hat Hans Baldung Grien. Portrait of a Woman. 1530.

The Woods of Vanished Faces You have walked through the trees that whisper stories.

Source of The Darkness Meet Hela for the first time on the Bridge

Stories told Domenico Ghirlandaio. Portrait of Giovanna Tornabuoni 1489-1490.

Summer Cloud Emil Nolde. Summer Clouds. 1913.

The Blue City You have discovered what the Blue City hides.

Moon Max Ernst. Solitary and Conjugal Trees. 1940.

Nubla You have reached the place where Nubla awaits.

Escaped Complete the Labyrinth Shard Challenge