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Adamantium crustacean This shell truly is unbreakable!

In such haste... Complete the game within 99 Weeks

Tell Me a Tale Complete at least one of the Snake Tales

Oof Ouch, My Bones Have your spine adjusted by a pursuer.

Full House Sinner Have on your conscience every sin Johanka can think of.

King of the Jungle Obtain title of MARKHOR

Obsessive cleaner The very first model... now spotless!

Strict Mode Complete the game with default difficulty options

Expert Climber Clear the third stage of Babel, the Obelisk.

New York Jets Award Gain over 100+ yards rushing with 2 RBs in the same game (No OTP or co-op)

Carnival Culinarian Cook each of the five Horloge recipes at least once

Clockworkn't Defeat Dweller of Scourge

The Coast Is Clear Clear the game without entering Alert Mode (not including events where Alert Mode is mandatory)

Marquee Star Unlock all skills and combos for circus classes

Warlocked Beat all of Horloge's Wheels champions

Unrivaled Wonder Earn top rank in all three of Horloge's minigames

Enchanter Apply 5 or more different enchantments

1 / 900 Yahaha! You found me!

Beat Zico: HD Equal or beat the lap time of 30.82 seconds on Anulpha Pass (Forward), Speed Lap, Venom, using the Piranha

What doth it meanst? Bear witness to the secret vision

Invincible City Have ten disasters hit the same city

Trappy Place 5 or more trap items

Prototype ELITE PASS all Prototype Ship Challenges

It Ain't Easy Being Green Find all 64 Kerotans

Run, Bambi! Experience a forest fire

Sleep. Wake. Repeat. Be woken up from a dream 5 different ways in a single loop.

Elite Completist ELITE PASS every event in the 2048 Campaign

Perfectrist Clear 18 Lines or more in a single Zone visit.

No Boss of Mine Complete Boss Survival

Almost free The little puppet sets sail.

Cleric's Pet Report to the Inquisitor all the wrongdoing going on in the province.

Around the world in 90 seconds Raft around the Stranger in under 90 seconds.

Michael Vick Award Rush for 130+ yards with your QB (No OTP or co-op)

Arena Champion Reached Master Rank in the Arena

Smuggling Compartment Find a secret

Yorkie Get the bandana

Peyton Hillis Award Rush for 184+ yards in one game with Peyton Hillis (No OTP or co-op)

Perfection Reach the summit.

Docking Bay 94 Free the Millennium Falcon

Legendary Climber Clear the final stage of Babel, Axis Mundi.

This Is El Dorado! Earn every gold prize.

Boneworks You helped the executioner, knacker, and ossuary guardian.

There Are No Words Defeat the Thing From The Stars

Elite Campaign Legend Obtain a gold medal for every cell in Race Campaign on Elite difficulty

Beagle Get the infinity wig

You'll Never Take Me Alive! Escape your pursuers by jumping to your "death" instead of dodging past them.

David Bowens Award Have 2 pick 6's in the same game (No OTP or co-op)

Ghosts in the Machine Reach all 3 Forbidden Archives in a single loop without getting caught.

I Love Trams! Have 10 tram lines active

We Need Snorkels! Experience a tsunami